Never Pay taxes ever again

Number one tax evasion strategy is - Denial.

1. Before you submit your taxes you must write a letter to the Taxation office/IRS that you are not sure about your tax liability and you would like to have your taxes audited.
2. Before tax office or IRS will contact you, advise them that you have received good advise and you are ready to declare them as needed (has to be done by letter).
3. After a few weeks you repeat the procedure.

Explanation: All letters addressed to Government MUST be reviewed before processing and are always referred to the supervisor for a review. Which takes approximately 5 weeks. If you keep sending a letter every 4 weeks contradicting yourself Technically your taxes will never be viewed.

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Its Friday night, I feel alright, I want to write but I am not too bright.
So drink is what I'll do tonight.
I''ll have one or I'll have two or maybe there will be a few.
The night is young more things to say, more drink, more drink I say.
And then like flooding river it will come one thought, two thoughts a diagram.
I think I know, I think I care, I think I'll write so we all can share my thoughts my dreams my wicked care for all that matters and all thats fair.